" A naked man was spotted racing across a rooftop in Changchun, capital of north-east China's Jilin province after police raided a brothel. The man in question was seen desperately trying to climb down from the building during the raid. The photographer, a high school student visiting a friend nearby, picked up his cameraphone after hearing the chaos outside: 'I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe.' "
"The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye."
Another silly gesture, yet the design is quite effective and enjoyable to vision.
Morgan Spurlock has developed such classic documentaries. He was put on the map with his film attacking the fast food chain Mcdonalds in SUPERSIZE ME, he went on a quest to find the most wanted man in the world in WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? Now he has his eyes on the world of advertising.
THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLD is a documentary film about product placement, marketing and advertising which was reportedly itself financed through product placement. The trailer is below. Sure to be another interesting film from Spurlock.
TALKING FUNNY is an upcoming HBO special featuring comedians RICKY GERVAIS, JERRY SEINFELD, CHRIS ROCK and LOUIS CK, sitting like knights of the joke table, going in discussion about comedy and jokes. It is set to air April 22nd and here's a few clips below.
YOUR HIGHNESS is an upcoming comedy fantasy film starring DANNY MCBRIDE (EASTBOUND & DOWN), JAMES FRANCO (127 HOURS) & NATALIE PORTMAN. The synopsis and trailers are below. Certainly looking to be a funny one. Out April 8th.
"Thadeous (Danny McBride) is a lazy, arrogant prince who, with his brother Fabious (James Franco), must go on an epic quest in order to save their father's kingdom. Natalie Portman plays a warrior princess who is also the lazy prince's love interest. Zooey Deschanel plays Belladonna, Fabious' virginal bride. Justin Theroux plays Leezar, the evil wizard who kidnaps Belladonna. Michael Clarke Duncan plays the Giant Troll."
Also Danny McBride appeared on Kimmel to promote the movie.
Aussie comedian CHRIS LILLEY, famous for characters such as Extreme Darren, Jai'me King, Jonah Takalua & Mr G. He returns with a new series called "ANGRY BOYS". Trailers and clips below
Content courtesy of ABC.
"The world premiere of the highly-anticipated 12-part comedy series Angry Boys, starts soon on ABC1. The chameleon of character invention, writer/performer Chris Lilley brings to life six vastly different characters, but they all have one thing in common - they will entertain and intrigue, as their private worlds are revealed.
Still living on the family farm in Dunt, identical twins Daniel and Nathan Sims, who appeared in We Can Be Heroes, are back. Joining the boys in the series are four new characters; former surfing world champion Blake Oakfield, a family man and founding member of a surfie gang - the Mucca Mad Boys; S.mouse a U.S. rapper famous for having produced the biggest selling hip-hop single of all time; Japanese mother Jen Okazaki, a shrewd businesswoman, she also manages her son’s skateboarding career; and Juvenile Justice Centre for Boys officer Ruth Sims, aka Gran. Gran takes pride in looking after the ‘worst boys in the state’ and can be as tough on the boys as she is kind to them."
So when the new year started. Did you have a resolution? I can't remember If I did for this year. Jaydos is telling you that your resolution can get fucked. Doing videos dedicated to all the pinging alco partying cunts out there. Check them out.
I have re-released the "Trial & Errors" range. The shirts & singlets are now available for purchase at our online store. Stay tuned for the Black shirt movement. Check out the lookbook for the range by clicking the image below.
The Toad. Possibly the most popular design I've done from the first range, the look of it, the way it has been printed on a shirt. The filth.
By why the toad?
The toad is an abstract portrait of a friend of mine (Yes not just another innuendo piece cunts), His name is Scott Rogers, known amongst friends as Scotty, Scotty Rogerz, Scotty Fucking Rogerz, Toad, Boot, Padlock, along with other one-off satirical nonsense.
The story of getting the name Toad takes me back to Toolies 2008 (Yes not Schoolies which I attended in 2007). A few of the boys got an apartment on Circle on Cavill for the week, split very cheaply, and basically wrecked havoc and caused ruckus whenever possible.
Amongst the crew was Scott, who infact did not pay a cent to stay for the week. It was one afternoon and we're all most likely hungover right in the middle of the week, Scott is lying on the couch, slothing it up. That's when another friend Hughesie turns and looks at him and says:
"Mate, you look like a fucking toad".
The rest is history. More a less the piece has that side to it, the revelation of getting such an obscure name, the other part is the long friendship I've had with this man, sharing one day apart birthdays in December, He being the reason for my first consumption/demise into alcoholism, amongst other things.
Been through a lot and here's my way in saying Cheers Cunt.
Paul Fisher seems like a regular Aussie reveller. Except whatever havoc he gets up too, he's got a camera there to capture it all. I posted a video yesterday on the book called Dam Day, where him and professional monster wave surfer Ryan Hipwood, slide down a dam on boogie boards and basically make the viewer uber jealous. Got plenty of other videos on his website and vimeo account, should check them. Fish makes mistakes is certainly one for the ages.
Went out for a work friends 21st friday night. sported a Dozer tee, some sweet braces and acid wash jeans. Night got loose, Happy birthday Mel. Tuttle is responsible for the snaps.
It's Friday again and I thought I'd make a note of the song that fatcats from all around the world are dubbing the "Worst Song Ever". Rebecca Black's "Friday", has hit over 40 million + views on Youtube alone, also reportedly earning $1 million dollars from sales on the iTunes store.
Everyone is giving her shit yet she and the producers of this god awful track are laughing all the way to the bank. I don't blame her for it, she's the product, she's the face that producers sell to make their money, she's the puppet. They wrote the song, made the video, auto-tuned the fuck out of her voice, put some creepy old rapper in the vid, and now are cashing in on it.
I blame them, this sort of stuff reminds me of how much the music business is just cashing in on shit repetitive teeny/tweeny pop music, dance music, electropop music, yet real artists writing their own songs sit casually independently or unknown. They are other songs with young tween singers that the Ark Music Factory has released, personally I'd say they're all better than Friday, but not that hard to do so.
One good thing to come from this are the parody videos. They are plenty floating around the internet and I'm going to post a few up below. Enjoy.
Alex Williamson is an Aussie stand up comedian, who posts plenty of hilarious stuff on youtube. From sketches and segments involving safe sex, sexting, drugs, the continuing NRL & AFL sex scandals, and of course Ben Cousins. I'll post some of his videos below, certainly some funny segments. Here's a little more about Alex, courtesy of his official website:
"After watching Jurassic Park as a 5 year old, Alex Williamson knew exactly what he wanted to do in life – get involved in film…whether he was directing, writing, acting or just making coffee for Sam Neill between takes. He also wanted to start a Dinosaur amusement park, but luckily his father talked some sense into him with a length of hard bamboo.
Growing up in the small country town of Willunga in South Australia, Alex discovered there wasn’t much to do, which inspired him to get his first video camera at the age of 15. Alex then began to film various artistic pieces of cinema with his friends (throwing water-bombs at cars on the highway) and developed his technical skills through his high school media studies, and his social etiquette skills through 6 hour Seinfeld marathons.
Alex has been a stand up comedian in Adelaide for several years now, performing at venues such as The Rhino Room, Pj O’Brians, The Highway and the Royal Adelaide Showgrounds since he was 18. He was a state finalist in Triple J’s Raw Comedy in 2009, and also had the opportunity to participate in the the Sammy D Charity Gala in 2010, where he performed alongside Arj Barker, Tom Gleeson, Wil Anderson and Damian Callinan.
His involvement and obsession with sport, in particular Australian Rules Football, prompted him to utilize his media skills and acting ability to produce a short film about an obsessed AFL ‘Dream Team’ Coach (2009). The success of these videos resulted in Alex having a segment on Channel 7′s AFL Gameday (2009), which appeared on sunday mornings on television sets right around Australia.
Since then Alex has produced comedy videos alongside some of the AFL’s most talented players (Embley, Tippett, Motlop, Porplyzia). Along with his various online sketches, Alex has also been involved in two successful online web series, ‘Too Easy’ (Alex Williamson, David M. Green 2010) and ‘Lapse in Motivation’ (Alex Williamson, Jack Ellis 2010).
A move to Melbourne beckons, as Alex begins to understand there are limited opportunities in Adelaide (none)."
Taco. A delicious mexican dish. To state a funny story that happened recently. I was asked what was the "deal" with all the food designs.
Such an innocent, blessed by ignorance soul child, for it was only a matter of seconds I would ruin the idea of Tacos, Pancakes, and Hot Dog/Chilli Dogs for the rest of time.
It's been the easiest one to open up about, simply cause it isn't as graphic as the others, Taco = Women's Woohoo to quote a studly genius who was interviewed recently.
Jimmy Kimmel is parodying fitness infomercials now with his take on getting into shape. The segment features mainly A-List hotties including Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt and Lindsay Lohan, Check it out below certainly another classic segment.
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