Naked Man Escapes Brothel

Blurb courtesy of The Guardian

" A naked man was spotted racing across a rooftop in Changchun, capital of north-east China's Jilin province after police raided a brothel. The man in question was seen desperately trying to climb down from the building during the raid. The photographer, a high school student visiting a friend nearby, picked up his cameraphone after hearing the chaos outside: 'I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe.' "

Design Insight: Issue 11 "Pirate"

The pirate, doesn't he look fierce and angry. RAH RAH!

This new range a few designs were left out/forgotten about, I don't think this was one of them though.

Believe it or not, once again it is not all as it seems with the pirate.

Urban Dictionary defines an "Angry Pirate" as:

"The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye."

Another silly gesture, yet the design is quite effective and enjoyable to vision.

The Hangover: Part II Official Trailer

Well the official trailer is here. The Hangover: Part II. Check it below.

Trial & Errors Re-Release

I have re-released the "Trial & Errors" range. The shirts & singlets are now available for purchase at our online store. Stay tuned for the Black shirt movement. Check out the lookbook for the range by clicking the image below.

Design Insight: Issue 8 "Taco"

Taco. A delicious mexican dish. To state a funny story that happened recently. I was asked what was the "deal" with all the food designs.

Such an innocent, blessed by ignorance soul child, for it was only a matter of seconds I would ruin the idea of Tacos, Pancakes, and Hot Dog/Chilli Dogs for the rest of time.

It's been the easiest one to open up about, simply cause it isn't as graphic as the others, Taco = Women's Woohoo to quote a studly genius who was interviewed recently.

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Sexy New Adverts for Gold Coast Homes

Adrian Jenkins & Ian Adams are taking the sex sells part of advertising and put it into their latest adverts for selling houses on the Gold Coast, check out the clips below, quite cheeky.

Design Insight: Issue 7 "Success"

We're all looking for Success, in any sort of given field. Whether it be in the business, romance, creation, fame and fortune.

Success the design shows a dude with two ladies, most men would call that a success. Talks of reversing it for a womens design. A vision is in the works.

What is important with success is happiness, the old cliche money can't buy happiness, I think I can for awhile, eventually it probably turns on you. If you're happy and successful, you're winning, If you're unsuccessful and still happy, you're still winning. Enjoy what you do, who you are, enjoy yourself.


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Design Insight: Issue 6 "Pink Stink"

Pink Stink is probably the most simple design I've done so far. Two pink circles and one brown circle. Yet probably has the most open and straight forward meaning than the others.

The shocker is often another name for this, inserting 2 fingers in your partners vagina and 1 in her butt is the way to do it for most people.

We as men try to push the boundaries as much as possible in the bedroom, and to go back to our friends and say I did this and this, is often a satisfying, and telling a story has always been great fun for me.

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Design Insight: Issue 5 "Pancake"

Pancake, simple and elegant. Nothing like a nice plate of pancakes in the morning smothered in maple syrup and butter.

The question, which I think is fairly obvious with this piece, is why I signed it Boston?

People by now should discover true hidden meanings of some of these pieces, especially since I've described some of them already. The Boston Pancake.
No idea why it's Boston, whether or not the act originated from Boston, MA or just the fact it rolled off the tongue and sounded good.

Urban Dictionary defines a boston pancake as:

"When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup."

Simply that is the case of a double meaning, although people choosing to stay ignorant and like the idea of pancakes is also a good thing. Like I said, nothing is as it seems.

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Charlie Sheen Suing CBS

Click Here to see his latest TV interview on Good Morning America. Can't embed it. Charlie Sheen is buzzing around the media for his drunken/drug enthused partying. Now he has attacked the Two & A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre in a recent interview with radio jock Alex Jones. Check out the full radio interview below in 3 parts. TWO AND A HALF MEN is currently been suspended indefinitely by CBS, finishing season 8 at only 16 episodes. Sheen was earning 1.8 million dollars an episode, the highest paid television actor at the moment.

Very Super Famous

JON LAJOIE, famous for such internet favourites as "SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS", "EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY" and "2 GIRLS 1 CUP SONG" is back with a new gem. The song is called "VERY SUPER FAMOUS". See it below, certainly very funny.

http://www.jonlajoie.com

Design Insight: Issue 4 "Dogbath"

Dogbath continues the story of everything is not as it seems.

There is an old saying that never goes around, It's as hard as getting a dog in a bath, and that in itself is the beginnings of this design at hand. In the early days of Enjoy Yourself, when vision was the main primary activity, my good friend Joel and I would sit in my room known as "The Shed", and ponder new ideas or stupid jokes that you could do on shirts. Suddenly we became fascinated and amused by the innuendos of sexual activities.

A "Dog In A Bath" is an act by inserting your penis into your partners vagina, whilst inserting your testicles into her butthole. Plain and simple, its as hard as getting a dog in a bath. The rest is history.

I have witnessed this act only once, quite remarkably disturbing nonetheless.

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Design Insight: Issue 2 "Chilli Dog"

Chilli Dog can be defined in a few ways. For instance:

To keep it clean, a chilli dog is simply what you see, a hot dog on a bun garnished with mustard and/or tomato sauce, with bits of Chilli running down the sides. The idea in a simple form, what to see is what you get.

Now turn to another interpretation. Urban dictionary defines a chilli dog as a sexual act. The art of defecate onto your partners chest and proceed to thrust your johnson through her breasts. The ugly truth.

In a sense this design and a few of the other designs, that we'll get to in later weeks, have this double meaning attached to them. I simply stand on the thought of nothing is always as it seems. You can see something and be in complete ignorance of another ideology.

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Design Insight: Issue 1 "Beer Goggles"

Another month gone by, I decided to open up to the world in depth, to discuss where in the world did the current/future designs of Enjoy Yourself come from. Getting from the third eye, to the paper and pencil, and eventually to the digital prime. The first issue is about the BEER GOGGLES.

Beer Goggles is a journey of loose nights and losing control of your standards. This takes me back to the beginnings of discovering the new world of nightlife. Turning 18 is always a rad time in any kids life, all the shit you did when you were underage, you could now do legally and excessively. But Beer Goggles does not reflect that aspect, I could quote a certain skateboarder/heroin addict on this notion that I believe fits perfectly with the design.

Dreamseller Brandon Novak isn't shy about his drug abuse and his promiscuties with women, why spend your whole night on a very hot sexy girl learning her life story and trying to earn her approval to get some action, when you can find something half assed, but who is down to fuck, what would you pick?

Option B has been often a fine choice, then again there have been plenty of times scoring the luck of the draw, an attractive girl down to fuck, and also there have been the bottom of the bucket picks, the "What The Fuck Am I Doing Here" ones. Easy to say alcohol does influence a lot of decisions, but I'm not one of those idiots who blame alcohol for their actions, you made it the decision yourself. I am not ashamed, lessons are learnt, live your life fuck it.

Beer Goggles is simply saying bye bye to standards and hello to the bucket of yuck.

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Maxim: Katy Perry

Isn't Russell Brand a lucky man, Katy Perry is on the cover of the latest Maxim magazine. Out now, check out some the shots below. Erotic. She also placed No. 1 on Maxim Hot 100 of 2010.












http://www.maxim.com

I'M THE SEXXXXX

Typed "Will" into urbandictionary.com, with some very obvious and definitely truthful results.

Going Deep With KassemG

Internet comedian KassemG does an interview show on his YouTube channel called "Going Deep", where he pretty much interviews Adult Film stars and giving interviews in similar fashion to how Zach Galifianakis does on his Funny or Die segment "Between Two Ferns". Check out some of the clips below, my favourite is probably the Kimber James interview, where KassemG learns about her little secret. They're hilarious, they're are also extra videos including deleted scenes, twitter questions and extras etc.

http://www.thekassemg.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/KassemG

Scott Rogers - The Man, The Myth, The Model

We decided to write a little blurb about the model of our latest advertisement.

Scott Rogers is a local reveller and personal friend of the company, can be found at your local pub, or chilling in his home infront of his projector screen yelling at the weekend rugby game. Goes by nicknames such as Dozer, Toad or Boot. He loves Enjoy Yourself Clothing and he has a fan page on Facebook, created by fans. So follow the links below and find out how you can follow and join his army of fans.

Click the link here to see his fan page